My Queer Valentine, A Supergay Cabaret

GOLDbard Creative is proud to present an evening of delightful debauchery. It’s time to put on your most fabulous ensemble (best dressed wins a prize!) and join us for sexy bedtime stories, buxom burlesque performances, and music to get you in the mood. This evening promises to leave you all hot and bothered, so get ready for fun!

With performances by:

Andy Warner, Mistress of Ceremonies and resident poet

Burlesque goddesses La Dame Derriere and Vita Devour

And music to get you in the mood from:

GOLDbard

Parlour Panther

Seating: Please note this is a cabaret-style performance, with small tables and two chairs per table. If you are buying a single ticket, you will be sharing a table with someone else, and that is part of the fun of this event!

Note: This show includes nudity. Boobs and butts will be shaking. If you would like the boobs and butts to come shake closer to you, we will have Goldbard Bucks available to purchase so you can wave them over to your table. Bring some cash for that, and also our 50/50 Raffle. Someone is going home with a bundle of cash, maybe it will be you!

Tickets:

$30/$35/$40

Why are there three prices?

We offer three ticket prices for YOU to choose from. Feeling abundant? Opt to pay full price. Times are lean? Choose our discounted price. Or go for the Goldilocks “just right” in the middle. You know your circumstances better than anyone.